The following was adapted from a t-shirt owned by my good friend and co-worker Graeme. The shirt came from a hostel he was staying at in Peru, and when I saw it, I not only laughed till I cried, but committed it to memory. While in Queenstown, I found the shirt’s message strikingly appropriate, and wanted to share it with all of you. Enjoy!
THE FIVE LIES TOLD IN QUEENSTOWN
- "I'm not going to go out tonight."
- "I'll go out, but I'm not going to drink."
- "Alright I'll drink, but I'll only have a few."
- "I'm only going to stay out till midnight."
- "I love you."
